why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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