Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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