a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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