I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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