I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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