a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We are all done wearing pants today
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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