Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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