We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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