were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
