i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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