who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
