pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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