Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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