so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
There are leaves in my underwear?
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