take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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