I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Let's paint friendship bongs
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
