Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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