try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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