How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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