I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Randomize
