I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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