I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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