i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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