If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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