I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
