I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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