im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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