your room smells of hookers.
And success
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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