The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm going to jail i love you
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
