dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dear god my vagina.
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