Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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