I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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