Don't you send me to vm
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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