You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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