honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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