have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She tied me up with her honor cords...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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