Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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