im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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