Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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