I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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