I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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