spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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