Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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