Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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