we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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