She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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