She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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