Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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