Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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