why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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